By Jack LaFay
Democratic Socialist Hatred of the Department of Homeland Security —It Ain’t Purty
Boomer Sooner believes the snake-the grass Democrat Socialists have no fondness or appreciation for the Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullen, who happens to be an Okie. These political provocateurs of mischief-making plan a crusade of holy hell towards the DHS Secretary, who is a mixed martial arts fighter.
Life lesson 101: It is not in the best interest of our darling Democrat Socialists to upset a mixed martial arts competitor who is a distinguished member of the Oklahoma Chapter of the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Sen. Chris Murphy appears to have tremendous anger and hostility towards the law enforcement agencies under the DHS umbrella, with particular animosity towards Immigration and Customs Enforcement. On June 2, the Senate Appropriation Committee held a hearing with our DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin over Homeland Security funding. Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn) demonstrated anger and hostility questioning the DHS Secretary on matters relating to Immigration and Customs Enforcement folks.
Ole Senator Murphy demonstrated his manhood by attempting to embarrass and berate the DHS Secretary; however, the leader of Homeland Security stood tall, refused to accept Murphy’s mouthy remarks, and stoically defended Homeland Security. Ole Chris and his best buds live in a make-believe world where illegal aliens have more rights than citizens of the United States.
This past week, the hot spot for our crazed and incoherent Democratic Socialists centers around the Delaney Hall Detention Center in Newark, N.J., and these lost souls of society feel that the illegal aliens are being mistreated and abused. Senator Murphy and his best buds feel the detention center menu is inadequate. Ole Boomer has reviewed the menu and believes the downtrodden citizens of Newark would appreciate it as well as the detention center’s living conditions.
The intellectual prowess of our Democratic Socialists insinuates that white and brown rice must be served at the same time, preventing racial undertones that damage the self-image of our illegal aliens. Rumors abound around Washington DC that Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) feels that serving only white sheet cake to our illegal aliens signifies traumatic racial discontent among the brown and black-skinned illegal aliens, enhancing possibilities of acute Trump Derangement Syndrome seizures within the illegal alien population at the detention center.
Murray gets thrills and chills spouting infuriating and despicable remarks toward ICE and other federal law enforcement agencies. Ole Chris loves locating a camera and utilizing his limited vocabulary, chastising our brave agents using verbiage such as dangerous, unconstitutional, lawless, rogue agency, terror force, paramilitary, and Gestapo. The mean vindictive language utilized by the naive Mr. Chris and his Socialist Democratic best buds creates a fire bomb environment for federal law enforcement.
Agents are going to die because of the mouthy attitude of apathetic Congress folks who support illegal aliens more than USA citizens. Death threats toward federal agents are up 8,000 percent, and assaults on agents have increased 1300 percent, thanks to the loudmouthed and loose-lipped stance of the Democratic Socialists.
Do the Dems not understand that their hostile mouths spawn hatred among a segment of our population that lusts to harm folks? One of these days, a person very close to the Democratic Socialists will be maimed or murdered by a crazed illegal alien criminal, and holy hell will break loose. There will be 100 percent blame on federal law enforcement. These brave men and women within federal law enforcement are doing a job that Congress gave them the authority to do; however, the good ole Democratic Socialists claim they are breaking the law.
The Democratic Socialists have thrown 275,000 DHS employees under the bus with no remorse. Their number one priority is ensuring that millions of illegal aliens, courtesy of the Dapper Delaware Dandy President, China Joe Biden, have adequate food, clothing, and shelter because they are the main ingredients for the future of the Democratic Socialist ideology.
Musings and More
• Boomer Sooner recently visited with a local business owner at Lowe’s. This proud business owner claimed his enterprise had been in operation for 110 years, and he was the fourth generation to manage the business, and graciously stated he would rather have 1,000 radical extremist Muslims as customers than one member of our armed forces. Funeral directors are funny people.
• I’m America’s only marsupial and carry my babies in a pouch. I eat 5,000 ticks during the lazy days of summer and enjoy tasty grubs. I’m virtually immune to rabies — my body temperature is too low for the virus. I eat venomous snakes and am resistant to the venom. You folks call Animal Control when you see me in your trash can. I’m the best pest control on your street and have been here for 70 million years.
You’re welcome — Fast Freddie and Frieda, the Possum Family
• Boomer Sooner witnessed an unassisted triple play at a 12-year-old softball tournament this past weekend in Wichita, Kan. A scorching line drive was hit down the third baseline, and the third base infielder made a leaping catch.
There was a runner on third, and she headed home thinking the ball was going down the left field line. The person playing third base tagged the runner out and looked toward second, and a base runner was frozen between second and third. The third base infielder ran that girl down and tagged her out. A triple play!
The girl who made the triple play was my granddaughter. The team nicknamed her Triple Play LaFay. Her team got second place in the tournament. Get ready, Coach Gasso, an Andale Indian is heading your way.
My wonderful wife was watching the championship game with a Sooner umbrella protecting her from the sun. Boomer Sooner told several ladies from the opposing team that the lady with the Sooner umbrella was scouting for Coach Patty Gasso of the Oklahoma Sooners. The ladies believed me, and before long, there was a buzz around the stadium that the OU Sooners were scouting the championship game.
After the game, my wife remarked, “Why are all these folks staring at us?” I told her, “I’ll tell you when we get to our car!” Ole Boomer was grounded for a week.
Have a great week, Grant County.
